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The gold we create from straw is 100% authentic gold, and is backed by our personal guarantee. Your murderous king won't be able to tell the difference between our StrawMade™ gold and the real thing. The crazy, brutal, bipolar king will be so happy with the gold, that instead of chopping off your head, he'll make you his queen instead!
No Job too Large
If you've got just a small tower room filled with straw, or a whole gigantic hall, we can convert it all to gold.
Overnight Results
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Flexible Payment Terms
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